The Shudder Investigation



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Major General Summers of the Royal Veterinary Corps at a cat holding facility where cats are being kept for research has stated that; “There are over 9 million cats in the UK alone, if this new cat infection can make the leap into human DNA we will need to take necessary actions to prevent the deaths of millions of people.” The facility is based in Lichfield which is currently experiencing the unique outbreak contained within a quarantined area. It is feared the shudder may spread to other cats across the country and even further afield. However until such cases arise the containment in Lichfield is a security measure that offers cat owners across the world some security and hope for their pets. Research on the cats who have been known to survive the infection hasn’t given any conclusive evidence of the disease jumping from cat to man but has given light to other theories of what might be causing the infection such as the following;



Source: Report from the Government Consultation - embargoed for publication

9 comments:

  1. I've killed my cat just in case.

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  2. I think my cats got the shudder, what should I do?

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  3. Anon isn't funny - if that is what's happening

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  4. As a scientist the facts are right that the army vet is saying - all things are possible in the times in which we live

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  5. Why has this not been in the news? If there is a REAL problem then surely this would have been broadcast, not just on someones blog. This word needs to be spread.

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  6. This is typical of Government stuff - keep it quiet and then go hysterical

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  7. The Government and authorities will always keep stuff quiet until the last minute. The last lot were the worst at it but then would go totally over the top!

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  8. I agree - perhaps the new Government will not do the knee jerk reaction to the latest outbreak of cat-itis or dog-itis!

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  9. It's about time we have a genuine reason to get rid of these horrible animals, the shudder must be a gift from God to wipe out these pests!

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